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[X] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[ ] You own a designer purse
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $60 
[ ] You had/have fake nails 
[ ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use
[X] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything (pugalier for the win!)
[ ] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[ ] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper 
[ ] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets
Total: 2

Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at home/work 
[ ] Have had a hair color that is not natural
[X] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day (urghhh)
[X] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it 
[X] Constantly keep your phone at your side 'for emergencies'
Total: 5
                                                                                               
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home 
[ ] Have a name for your car 
[ ] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week 
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup 
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess" 
Total: 6

Do you love:
[X] Makeup 
[x] Glitter 
[ ] The color Pink
[ ] Jewelry 
[ ] Mirrors 
[ ] Chick flicks 
[ ] Shoes 
[ ] Rainbows 
[X] Unicorns 
[x] Disney Movies 
[ ] Flowers 
[x] Stuffed Animals (my best friend is a unicorn named cookie)
[ ] Purses 
Total: 11

Do you shop at: (we don't have any of these in Australia 8U)
[ ] Coach
[ ] Forever 21
[ ] Victoria's Secret 
[ ] Guess
[ ] Claire's
[ ] Express
[ ] Delia's
[ ] Hollister
[ ] American Eagle
[ ] Abercrombie Fitch
[ ] Aeropostale
Total: 11

Do you say: (Plus a bunch of Aussie slang)
[ ] Whatever
[x] Oh my gosh/goodness
[ ] Hun
[X] Fugly
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[ ] Bff
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[X] Skank
[X] Totally
[ ] For Sure
[x] Fabulous
Total: 16

Do you read: Theres none of this in Aus!!
[ ] Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue
[ ] People 
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] Seventeen
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com
Total: 16

Do you love these: 
[ ] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[ ] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[X] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Centre stage
[ ] Bring it On
[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
[ ] Wedding Date
[ ] 10 Things I Hate About You
Total: 17

Do you really enjoy: 
[X] America's Next Top Model (its surprisingly funny)
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Grey's Anatomy 
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] The City
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls
[ ] Degrassi
Total: 18

Multiply by two: 36
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[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever 
[ ] being a parent 
[ ] giving birth 
[x] being myself in front of others 
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces 
[ ] heights 
[ ] dogs 
[ ] birds 
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders 
[ ] flowers or other plants 

Total so far: 1

[x] being touched
[ ] deep water 
[ ] snakes 
[ ] clowns 
[x] failure
[ ] success 
[x] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad 
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom 
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow 

Total so far: 4

[ ] rain 
[ ] wind 
[ ] crossing hanging bridges (it's unstable, and depending on how high it is above things, terrifying.)
[x] death 
[ ] heaven 
[ ] being robbed 
[ ] falling 
[ ] family
[ ] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
[ ] men 
[ ] women 
[ ] having great responsibilities 
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes 

Total so far: 6

[ ] hurricanes 
[ ] incurable diseases 
[ ] sharks 
[ ] Friday the 13th 
[ ] ghosts 
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[x] school 
[ ] trains 
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers 
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind 
[ ] becoming deaf 
[ ] growing up 

Total so far: 7

[x] creepy noises in the night  
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals 
[ ] needles 
[ ] blood 
[ ] dinosaurs 
[ ] the welcome mat 
[ ] throwing up 
[ ] falling in love  
[ ] super secrets 

Final Total: 8

... if you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it "I'm afraid of _ out of 72 common fears..."

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal. 
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don't have any are liars.

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Im worth $4070

3 min read

Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[x] Other - $75 [It's sorta sunbleached weird thingy... I have weird highlights |D)

Total:  $75

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far:  $225

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x] Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far:  $225

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far:  $325

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250  
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550-
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $645


Drink?
[x] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day -  $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600

Total so far: $1245


Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1645

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50  
[x] Under 7- $450

Total so far:  $2095

Favorite Colours (limited to 5 only.):
[ ] Green - $750
[ ] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total:  $ 3070

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - add $1000 [I did it all in my head until the last one where I used paper >v>]
[ ] some - $750

Final Total:  $4070

REPOST WITH TITLE:   "Im worth $___"
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Shy?

2 min read
[x] You don't like public speaking. 
[x] You find it hard to talk to strangers. 
[ ] You don't like to look people in the eye. 
[x] You hate using public restrooms. 
[x] You hate to go shopping alone. 
TOTAL: 4

[x] Being introduced to new people makes you nervous. 
[x] When you're in a group of people, it's difficult to think of what to say. 
[ ] You have a lot of trouble talking to the opposite sex. (I find it easier actually 8U)
[x] You hate to be teased. 
[x] You hate answering the door. 
TOTAL: 4
 
[x] You can't stand people watching you.
[x] One on one conversation makes you nervous.
[x] You don't like to ask people for help. 
[x] You hate to read out loud. 
[x] You don't like answering questions.
TOTAL: 5
 
[x] You dread ordering food at restaurants. 
[x] You are uncomfortable at parties, unless you know everyone well. 
[x] You don't like to talk, because you're afraid of being embarrassed by what you say.
[x] You wish you were more outgoing. 
[x] You hate being in the centre of any room 
TOTAL: 5

[x] You don't know how to react to compliments. 
[x] You prefer reading, writing, or listening to music than being around too many people.
[ ] You blush easily.
[x] You spend a lot of time in your room.
[x] You don't like talking about personal things with people you don't know very well.
TOTAL: 4

Overall total: 22
Multiply your overall total by 4 to find out what percent of shyness you are. 

I am 88% shy

8U
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Old age meme

2 min read
HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[ ] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up  
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week. 
TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
ToTAL SO FAR: 10

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (no Starbucks in Aus 8I)
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party. 
[x] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of the U.S. more than 3 times. (I live in Australia |D but yes, I've been out of aus 3 times)
[ ] You make your bed in the morning. 
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
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